<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34664799</id><updated>2011-05-03T01:34:33.792-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Creepy bald men are following me.</title><subtitle type='html'>Killing time while I wait to die.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://john-ross.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34664799/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://john-ross.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06786579856236459446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34664799.post-5175345898228709949</id><published>2011-01-29T04:25:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-29T04:26:26.206-08:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>This drunk girl in the lobby of my apartment building who had to pee really bad said, "I have to twinkle like star!"  &lt;br /&gt;I keep telling myself I need to move, then this stuff happens and I'm okay with it for a while longer.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34664799-5175345898228709949?l=john-ross.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34664799/posts/default/5175345898228709949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34664799/posts/default/5175345898228709949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://john-ross.blogspot.com/2011/01/this-drunk-girl-in-lobby-of-my.html' title=''/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06786579856236459446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34664799.post-1316498058678196291</id><published>2011-01-15T23:49:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2011-01-15T23:50:00.851-08:00</updated><title type='text'>What are you doing here?</title><content type='html'>Just call me on the phone.  I like phone calls.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34664799-1316498058678196291?l=john-ross.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34664799/posts/default/1316498058678196291'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34664799/posts/default/1316498058678196291'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://john-ross.blogspot.com/2011/01/what-are-you-doing-here.html' title='What are you doing here?'/><author><name>John</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06786579856236459446</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
